Be Good, For Goodness’ Sake

There’s something chilling about the lines of the classic Christmas song, “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.” He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good SO BE GOOD, FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE. Creepy. Funny thing is, if you substitute Jesus for Santa Claus, this song becomes a rollicking hosanna to the return of the Son of God: You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why! Jesus Christ is comin’ to town! He’s makin’ a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who’s naughty or nice, Jesus Christ is comin’ to town! Um, okay. Instead of presents, Jesus’ naughty or nice list lets you know who gets into heaven. How are these two things different? Well I’m here to tell ya: early in their lives, children learn the truth about Santa: he’s all made up. As for Jesus, they get told that he’s real, oh yes indeedy, and you’d better be good FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! But I ask you: what’s the difference?

Those of you who know me probably aren’t the least bit surprised by the foregoing. We tell children that Santa is a story, but we don’t say the same about Jesus, and for some reason the kids buy it. I honestly think Santa is more convincing; I mean, aren’t the presents there as real evidence of Santa’s visit? Where are the presents from Jesus? Real presents, that is; not the dangling carrot of the present of eternal salvation (whatever that means). And of course, some of the more manipulative practitioners of the Jesus myth will find ways to explain that Christ’s presents are of a more spiritual nature. Heaven is the ultimate present, and you’d better stay off JC’s naughty list if you want to get there.

Hypocrisy. Lies and hypocrisy. The truth is that the most important line in the song is “be good, for goodness’ sake.” Let me reiterate: FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE. Not for God’s sake, or Christ’s sake, or Buddha’s or Vishnu’s or Odin’s or whomever your anthropomorphic spiritual guide may be. Be good, because it’s the right thing to do. Be good, because humankind has developed rules, over eons of evolution and cultural development, for how to best get along with one another. Be good, because most of those rules apply cross-culturally, and can be summed up in the rule that as you would have done to you, so you should do to others. This rule exists, in one form or another, in every culture in the world. It is not based on religion or God or spirits or the supernatural; on the contrary, the rules came first, and the religions came later. Be good, because our survival NOW, not in some imaginary afterworld, depends on it. Ask yourself: do I do good because I am afraid of God’s punishment or going to Hell, or because it’s the right thing to do? Ask any atheist, and you’ll get your answer. You don’t need God to be good; you just need goodness. So, be good, for goodness’ sake.

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5 responses to “Be Good, For Goodness’ Sake”

  1. spin1969 Avatar

    Hm…got me thinking…I may have to post something similar in my land. Not as much to debate, but, rather, to give my point of view…

  2. Manasse Avatar

    One thing your blog made me think about was the difference between JC and Santa.

    …Jesus was real at one point, but I don’t believe Santa was. I think Santa is connected to various mythical and real historical figures…but there wasn’t one dude we can point to for sure and say…that’s Santa Claus.

    If we believe that Jesus had “powers” or not or is “returning/is here” or not is a different story…but he is presented as real because he was. Santa isn’t real…so kids are eventually told that he isn’t.

    Maybe. Maaaaaaaaaybe. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeee.

  3. Shasta Avatar

    Mark, you make a good point. I also believe that Jesus existed, and that is a potential, partial explanation for how he is presented to kids. So I guess what I’m really getting at is another issue entirely (which you address): whether or not JC is stalking you and keeping tabs to see if you deserve Heaven or not. And finally, the overall point that you don’t need fear of God to be a good person!

    Of course, as professors, you and I both know how fun it can be to PLAY God… heh heh.

  4. Manasse Avatar

    Sadly…I think religion was invented because some people do need to fear god/the after life to help them “be good.”

    It was also invented to make certain people money and be the rationale for invading other countries/cultures. Worked in the dark ages…and still works today….but that is neither here nor there.

    Now I need to work on my sermon…I mean, lesson plans…

    =)

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